Show Crap

Title: Show Crap
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Date Posted：02/21/2011 17:18 PMCopy HTML

We return from commercial break with footage of what just transpired between Morgan Mordenthane and Justin McCall, with the return of the Soviet Stomper now apparently under the employment of McCall as he seeks revenge on Morgan for what he perceives as Morgan stealing Jasmine Jericho away from him.

Hog" Welcome back folks, and if you are just joining us. I hope you got DVR, VCR or...what's that other one called? Tito"

Barry" Tivo, not Tito"

Hog" Well you need something to catch up with what has been an action packed show from the opening bell and we still got that huge Main Event here tonight when TJ Mares defends her championship against Teresa Ramos. But right now I understand we have caught back up with Javen and Isis out on their date"

Barry" What are the two lovebirds up too now?"

We cut away back to the open air cafe where Javen is sitting with his head down, minus the praying this time and loud lip smacking chewing is heard from the other side of the table sounding something like Hyenas stripping a full size Water Buffalo to the bone.

Isis" I want dessert!!"

Javen looks up

Javen" So get something...You already maxed out my credit anyway"

Isis licks her lips" I don't want that kind of dessert Sugar Tush"

Javen"Oh god...Look we need to talk about this"

Isis reaches out snatching his hand with her vice like grip" I know a place where we can be all alone"

Javen" I would much rather stay here...I like public places."

Isis looks around and shrugs" I can do kinky...Lets go to the bathroom"

Javen" No!! That's not what I meant....I...I....Uhhhh....Im Gay!!"

Isis looks him up and down chuckling" Doesn't surprise me with that hair, but I will turn you back Sugar Tush...One night with me and you will never want a man again"

Javen" One night with you and I will never want to breath again"

Isis" WHAT?!?!"

Javen" I said one night with you and"

"BOBBBBYYY!!"

Javen looks up as the eccentric looking, spikey hair having, black make up wearing Ezrynn Rushing skips happily across the restaurant and plops down on Javen's lap. Ezrynn wraps her arms around Javen's neck and gives him a big kiss on the cheek leaving behind the ring of black lipstick.

"How ya been Bobby...I haven't seen you in. Well I have never seen you huh?"

"Javen....My names Javen, remember we met?"

Isis lets out what almost sounds like a growl " Who the hell are you"

Ezrynn looks at Isis, tilting her head to one side and then other before pounding on her chest and letting out a loud Tarzan-esque yell that has the entire restaurant looking. " Me Tarazan...You...You....You Magilla the Gorilla"

Javen tries not laugh as Isis' teeth clench into a scowl. Ezrynn smiles happily and looks down at the table "Ooooooo....Ut oh"

She scampers up onto the table her ass now shoved in Javen's face as she gets right over Isis's plate and begins to arrange what's left of the steaks. " I can save this cow....I NEED ER STAT!!! C'mon People, we got a dying animal here"

Isis flings back her chair nearly taking out a man at the next table.

Isis" I'm going to break every bone in your body"

Ezrynn pops up onto her knees " Now we can work this out....I know where there is some bananas at Magilla"

Isis lunges forward just as Illiya comes rushing up getting in between her sister and what could be certain demise. " Hold on...I'm so sorry. Ezrynn get off the table"

Ezrynn rolls off the table landing on her feet and smiling as she strikes a pose like Gymnast just completing a Gold Medal Routine. Isis has hate in her eyes as Illiya grabs Ezrynn by her hand trying to drag her away.

Illiya" We are really sorry...My sister is just a little hyper tonight"

Ezrynn pulls away from Illiya and races back grabbing Javen and putting another big ole kiss on his other cheek leaving with him match black, mouth shaped marks on his face.

Ezrynn" Nice seeing you again Bobbbyyyyy " She strokes Javen's hair and then staggers in a circle" The colors....The colors "

Illiya grabs her hand and pulls her away apologizing again and again as she goes. Isis stares after them and kicks over the table." Go wash your face...I wanna leave!!"

Javen jumps up heading to the bathroom as we cut back to the arena.

Hog" Well it doesn't look like the Rainbow Haired Warrior's date is going so well Barry"

Barry" What is it with these damn Terror Twins? Last show they were blowing up a computer and this show they are crashing a date. I swear that one girl needs to be put on a leash or main-line some Ritalin"

Hog" They are two very interesting sisters, but you gotta admit they sure aren't dull"

Barry" They aren't sane either"

Hog" We will be right back folks with Duke Andrews in action against Dylan James. Duke has spent the last two shows for the RWF putting his hands on Ruby Cooper, lets see how he does against someone that can fight back"

Barry" I seen Phoenix Winterborn earlier today as well Hog."

Hog" That could be one violatile situation coming to a head here tonight. We will be right back folks, you don't wanna miss this"

*Commercial Break*

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Re：Show Crap

Date Posted：02/21/2011 17:20 PMCopy HTML

When Rebellion returns from its final commercial break of the evening we see Isis' car pull to a stop at the top of Hump Hill. Inside the car Isis puts the car in park and looks over at Javen, who is hugging the door handle like they are in love.
Isis" Come on over here Sugar Tush"
Javen" Uhhh I really should be getting home"
Isis" Not until I'm through with you Sweet pants"
Isis slides over grabbing a hold of Javen and prying him off the door handle.
Javen" I don't like you that way...C'mon lets just be friends. I know where there is some phone books you can tear in half"
Isis giggles wrapping her massive arms around Javen" I don't need friends...What I do need you are gonna give me"
Javen" Ok...Ok...I didn't wanna tell you this, but I got herpes...Ok herpes, you don't wanna die do ya"
Isis squeezes Javen a little tighter" After I'm done, any disease you got will have been pounded right out of you"
Javen squirms around" Ok, I don't got herpes...I'm a virgin ok, and I wanna save mysellf for marriage"
Isis licks her lips" I do like cherry pie for dessert"
Javen" I can't believe I'm saying this, but no means no"
Isis" Its gonna happen Sugar Tush...The only thing you gotta decide now is if you give it to me or I take it"
The camera pulls back from the car with Javen screaming...
Javen" Damn it let go...Don't make me hit a woman....NOT MY PANTS!!!"
"Yayyyyyyyyyy Strip Poker....I got a deck of cards somewhere"
The interior lights pop on in the car with Ezrynn sitting up in the backseat.
Ezrynn" Hi again Bobbyyyyyyyyy...Fancy meeting you here"
Isis" Get the hell out of my car!!!"
Javen" Don't mind if I do"
Javen comes tumbling out of the passenger door sprinting by the camera location in a pair of Power Rangers underwear and a half torn t-shirt. Isis tumbles out the door holding onto what's left of Javen's shirt in one hand and his pants in the other.
Isis" Come back here you coward...You are just afraid of a real woman!!"
In the car Ezrynn has crawled into the front seat and turns on the radio. " People can be so rude these days"
We cut away back to ringside.
Hog" Ezrynn Terror just perhaps saved Javen from Date Rape, but I think she has just made a huge enemy in the Goddess of Destruction."
Barry" Something needs to be done about those Terror Twins, but what about Javen? We better send some help out there before the wrong person picks him up and he ends up on the side of a milk carton"
Hog" I'm sure Javen can take care of himself, just like these two women about to come to the ring for our main event of the evening. "

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Re：Show Crap

Date Posted：02/21/2011 17:23 PMCopy HTML

When Rebellion returns from commercial break we see Chasity Rage in a rather interesting outfit attempting work on a computer that she has pulled apart.
Chasity throws down the ethernet card she was holding and lets out a loud groan.
Chasity" I'm not a damn computer expert, so why do I have to clean all of the company computers? Just because I didn't do well at the pay per view doesn't mean I should be punished!!"
Chasity picks up another piece of the computer looking it over, clearly clueless when a sweet, yet kinda high pitch almost baby like voice cuts in.
"Whatcha doin"
Chasity looks up, jerking back at the sight of the girl standing in the doorway. She looked like she has just fallen out of a goth magazine and hit every page on the way out.
Chasity" What are you?"
Ezrynn walks/skips forward dropping down to her knees in front of Chasity and holding out her hand.
Ezrynn" Hi, I'm Ezrynn...I like your socks"
Chasity frowns" I'm kinda busy and betting that someone in a white coat with a net is looking for you"
Ez smiles "Nahhhhh, they let me out as long as I promise not to kill anymore Red haired girls"
Ez looks at Chasity's hair, with Rage slinking away. Ez lets out a laugh and slaps Chasity on the knee" Relaxxxxx...I'm just playing. Here let me help"
Chasity" Do you know anything about computers?"
Ez" Of course, they have really great porn and if you poor soda in them...They go kaplooey!!"
Chasity" Uhhh I think I can fix this myself"
Just then another girl looking a little less freak show scarey, oddly like the first one comes through the door

 

" Ezrynn!! Will you quit running off"
Ez puts her index finger to her lips" Shhhhh, I'm working"
Illiya immediately is smiling at Chasity " I'm so sorry"
Chasity is up on her feet now..."Get her away from my computer"
Ezrynn pounds on several of the keys as she shoves wires here and there..." Rainbow Red to Smurf Blue....Oooo and the green can't be alone"
Illiya pulls Ezrynn away from the computer " We are really sorry"
Ez" I'm not"
Illiya" Please forgive us, my sister is just a little hyper today"
Illiya turns around..."Hey!! Where did she go?"
Illiya runs out the door just as you hear a man's voice screaming down the hallway. "This is the mens room!!!"
Ezrynn" Ooooo snakeeeee....KILL IT!!!"
Chasity shakes her head slamming the door. " Damn circus people."
She walks over to the computer that now seems to be hooked back together and smiles as she turns it on. " Hmmm maybe Morticia knew was she was doing after all"
There is a loud pop of smoke from the side of it with sparks flying everywhere. Chasity looks away from the camera now with a face covered in black residue from the smoke.
Chasity" Ohhhh those freak bitches are gonna pay for this!!"
We cut back to ringside.
Hog is heard laughing" I think Chasity is finding the life of a wrestler a little harder than she expected. "
Barry" Especially when dealing with those two oddities"
Hog" Those oddities as you call them Barry, are the Terror Twins. Illiya and Ezrynn and as you can tell folks. I think they are going to be quite and interesting addition to our Southern Belle Division"
Barry" They would be an interesting addition to a side show anywhere on Earth"
Hog" I don't know, I think they are kinda cute"
Barry" I can see how desperate you really are now Hog"