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BRENNAN IS LAME
December 15, 2015 | ThePsycheDevyne | useless, dumb, twat, cunt, annoying, fuckbarsandtheirpriceydrinks, punch, wrestling, blog, kill, livejournal, work, brennanisaterriblewrestler, alsoaterriblehuman, stopwastingmytime, dyeyourhair, prat | Leave a comment
I’m just going to pop right into it and say: Brennan Devlin is a bloody twat. That’s right… I said it. The misogynistic prick actually thinks he’s relevant. He thinks he is a gift from the gods. Well, love… you’re not even close.
As I sit here in the lovely flat Bryan owns, I think to myself… what could make me feel like I want to throw up? What could possibly nauseate me more than anything in the world? And that is when I remember… Brennan Devlin. ☺
I mean… for one thing, You’re clearly obsessed with me. Even made a doll of me to hang in your home. I definitely find that very flattering… but also rather concerning…. I mean… is the string there so you can fish it out of your arse after Ramona pops it in there while you shag? Or is it to pull out of her cunt? Either way… you’re both clearly into some rather interesting things. I saw those dark spots on the doll… Either it is coming from your arse, or there’s some kind of disease that Ramona has that hasn’t even been named yet. It’s quite disgusting, love. You should get it checked out.
While I’m not only here to make fun of you physically, I do find it rather fun… So I’ll continue it for a touch longer. I’m quite sure there is actually something wrong with you. In certain lights, you actually look touched. And that’s not a good thing. I’m not sure if Ramona picked you up from a special hospital, but it sure looks like she might have.
Shall we talk about your mind as well, then? Like I wrote earlier… you have some kind of extreme obsession with me, I think. You tweet about me on Twitter constantly. As if I’m on your mind constantly. Shouldn’t that be your bird on your mind? But no…. You’re thinking of me. Interesting. Part of me thinks you’re trying to play around with that ‘be mean to the girl you like’ thing to try and get my attention. Sorry, love… but I’m not interested. But thanks for trying, yeah?
It’s also rather embarrassing that you seem to think that the things you say actually bother me. Telling me to go back to the kitchen... calling me names… It’s admirable, but it really doesn’t get to me. You’re wasting my time and everyone elses time. Nobody cares what you tweet about. Nobody cares that you think I’m stupid. Nobody cares that you think I should stay out of wrestling a man. Literally no one cares about you, Devlin. Honestly.
I did, however, find one thing rather interesting. Have Bryan’s father show me the tapes from your matches. Of “what you did to the girls who stepped in the ring with you.” A little birdy did, in fact, contact me with some rather interesting tapes. One Felicity Banks who beat you… not once… but twice. A woman almost HALF your bloody size beat you. That’s just sad, Devlin. You claim to have put women in 4CW in their place? More like you were put into yours. What I remember seeing in the first match was Miss Banks having you sprawled on the mat. You didn’t even put up a fight as she pinned you. Now if that isn’t showing a woman where she belongs, I don’t know what is!
You’re pathetic, Brennan. And like the tweets you enjoy tossing out MULTIPLE times throughout the day, you’re just plain annoying. I hope I never have to see you again.
Mr. Devlin, the things you've recently posted and said are some of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent responses to anything replied to you were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this federation and world is now dumber for having listened to and read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Die in a fire.
Love,
Psyche Devyne <3 |
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